shout out to fetuslapedus92 for giving a girl a lobster as a gift at our school’s ring day ceremony #based

its the least I could do….just trying to keep it based sir.
my pig shall have to do this or its bacon time…
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look god has a picture of me!
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kittens love juicy juice so I love juicy juice :)
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I wrote a monologue and it was performed today and I wasn’t proud of it ever and I didn’t want to write it, but this older woman came up to me after the reading and said that it affected her so much and she started to cry a little bit and holy shit that makes me feel really good about my ability even though it really only means that I had a really great actor who I will miss working with a lot.
Thank you, actor.

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feet people scare meme too a little but we can coexist i think
“WE SHALL OVERCOME”
doge is now pleased
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